What Did She Say?

Me:  Good morning! We're going to have eggs and bacon today..
Abby: yay! 
Me:  so, let's go pee on the potty and get some underoos on (she's still in a pullup at night)
Abby: (grabs her diaper) oh oh...
Me:  Did you go in your pullup already?
Abby:  (laughs) yes, hahahahahaha
Me:  We're going to have to quit those cold turkey, Abby..
Abby:  Mom, are we having turkey with our eggs?
Me: (confused) Huh? 
Tim:  You said cold turkey...

We all busted a gut on our bed while watching Sunday morning cartoons.  Awesome way to start the day!